The name's Kaitlyn. Basically shit happens. Talk to me, faggots.
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence