If You Ain't Runnin' With Us, Run From Us

The name's Kaitlyn. Basically shit happens. Talk to me, faggots.


Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

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my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

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i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

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"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

(via dreamawake-citizen)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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